In ancient days of yore, constable Ioan McClane (of the clan McClane) routed the Visigoth Hans von Gruber from the prodigious citadel of Nakatomi...

My wife was shopping for Guardians of the Galaxy toys to donate to charity, and the following conversation took place:
Kathleen: | So, I was going to buy Star Lord, Groot, and Ranger. |
Me: | Ranger? |
Kathleen: | Yeah, you know - the squirrel. |
Me: | You mean Rocket? The raccoon? |
Kathleen: | Yeah, that's the one. |
Me: | o_O |