In part 3 of this series about the 511th MI Company, we'll take a look at some common quotes that were said by several members of the 511th, although this list is obviously not exhaustive. These particular phrases were compiled by members of the EW platoons during one of our field problems, although it's been so many years I don't recall which one. ;-]
- "Not!" - J.J. Simmons
- (Anything J.J. says) - Dave Dodge
- "Figure the odds..." - Tim "Sarge" Meador
- "Easy Psycho" - Scott Smith
- "I've gotta go get the mail" - Frank "Skip" Walker (Whenever work needs to be done)
- "Want to hear a joke? Skip." - James Leamon
- "Well, back on the farm..." - Steve Myers
- "Why is everybody always picking on me?" - Bryant Whitfield (and Charlie Brown)
- "Fred, why haven't you made the coffee yet?" - SGT Morris or SGT Alexander
- "But I don't know my telephone number..." - Rich Aylward
- "This ain't Puerto Rico, Mother @#$%!" - Daniel Nadalaliciea
- "Questions? Comments? War stories?" - LTC Harry K. Lesser
- "Hey Stud!" - CPT MacDonald
- "Punky, you're a failure!" - Duncan Habberly
- "You're right." - James "Punky" Brewster
- "Sup wi dat?" - Larry Blanco
- "Hey Guys!" - Tom Haldeman
- "What's up?" - Alvin Heggie
- "Son of a biscuit eater!" - Dave Paski
- "Listen Geek..." - Bob "Fred" McMurray
- "Word" - J.J. Simmons
- "Did you ever see...(any war movie)?" - SGT D.A. Morris
- "Hey, hey, hey." - Breck Tarr
- "C'mere" - Danny Browning
- "Good stuff." - 1LT Stahl
- "Listen Specialist..." - Bill "SGT" Magan
- "That's special." - Ray Neuharth
- "Thank you, Luigi." - Jerome Robinson
- "Omygod! Omygod! Omygod!" - 1LT Babakan
- "Easy..." - Van Cleave
- "Listen buttface..." - Dave Paski
- "Grow up guys!" - Scott Smith
- "Where's chow?" - SGT Alexander
- "Holy Cow!" - Steve Myers
- "What's up?" - Raul Villareal
- "Don't ask ME!" - Anyone who can get away with it
- "Cool points." - 1LT Stahl
- "But SGT Morris..." - 1LT Innocenti
- "What? Huh?" - Larry Blanco
- "Why?" - Johann "Bahn" Hoff
- "More Follows..." - CPT Quinn
For the future, I have some great lists of famous moments in 511th history, and famous quotations from Hohenfels 1990.
In part 2 of my series on the 511th MI Company, we'll take a look at some of the nicknames from the 511th that I managed to write down; although I need to stick to my disclaimer that I did not come up with these nicknames - I just took the time to write them down. ;-]
- Captain Caveman - Tim Leavitt
- 10 Pin - Bobby Thanepohn
- Sleazer - Jim Leamon
- Punky - Jim Brewster
- Shaggy, Eugene, and J.J. Not - John Simmons
- Ichabod and Felix - Steve Myers
- Tick - Jim Titkemeyer
- Sarge - Tim Meador
- Schone Frau - Dave Young
- Witless and Grimmace - Bryant Whitfield
- Honkytonk Man - D.A. Morris
- The Duke - Danny Browning
- Heave - Steve Maurer
- Maull and Knoore - Terry Knaul and Tim Moore
- J.D. - John Davis
- Fred and Ernie - Bob McMurray
- Eggdod - Dave Dodge
- Skip - Frank Walker
- Lick and Snaggle Tooth - Rick Irvine
- Van Cheese - Kyle Van Cleave
- Michelin Man, Uncle Fester, Bleu Cheese, and Sta-Puf - Steve Terry
- Degrudge - Dave Degrood
- Mr. Peabody and Mr. Maturity - Scott Smith
- Buffalo Bill - Bill Magan
- The Pegster and Heggster - Alvin Heggie
- Burt - Ramon Ortiz
- Oreo Cookie Man, Roly-Poly and Karlik - Dan Onstead
- Splugie - Eudy
- Hanker - Kent Hawks
- Spaski - Dave Paski
- Nada - Daniel Nadalalicea
- Bhudda - Jeff Morris
- Snorris - Jeff Norris
- Roj - Roger Jordan
- Haystacks - Steve Calhoun
- Bahn - Johann Hoff
- Beaver - 1LT Innocenti
- Uncle Martin - Ken Martin
- Dork - Heath Duerksen
- The Three Amigos - Paski, Fred, and J.J.
- The Fat Boys - Duncan, Skip, and Leamon
- The Three Stooges - Felix, Blanco, and Whitfield
- Bullseye Babbs - 1LT Babakan
- Alfalfa - Rich Aylward
- Spanky - 1LT McNeil
- Darla - Some female 1LT from the 108th that 1LT McNeil was chasing
- LT Stahl and D.A.T. - CPT Stahl
- Don Knots - 1SG Hall
- Smelvin - 1SG Ross
- Chief - CW2 Klebo
- Harry K. - LTC Lesser
- Neily D. - MAJ Bute
- Quinn the Eskimo - MAJ Quinn
- Frank or Bob - Richard Lebron
And my personal favorite:
- The Evil Lord Torak - CW2 Torak
There is one nickname that I wrote down that I didn't post here, and that was for Bill McCollum. I didn't add his nickname to this list because it might not be fit for the public. If you remember his nickname, you can smile about it now. If you don't, that'll remain a secret between the rest of us.
Who did I miss?
10/21/2014 Update - Bullseye Babbs was a 1LT who took over one of the EW platoons. He earned his nickname on one of the M-60 ranges when he failed to understand how his weapon's scopes worked, so instead of throwing rounds 1km downrange like everyone else, he was thoroughly pulverizing the ground about 5-10 feet in front of us; huge amounts of debris were being thrown into the air as everyone was screaming at him to cease fire. (It probably would have been funny if it hadn't been so dangerous.)
03/14/2018 Update - Terry Knaul dropped me a line to let me know that I had his name listed incorrectly; my apologies, and that has been fixed.
Over the 3.5 years that I spent in the Fulda Gap with the 511th MI Company, I collected and saved a lot of the stories and lists that the EW and TCAE teams put together. All of this nostalgic trivia is twenty years old now, but it still makes me laugh when I think about the people and times that it represents. Of course, this is mostly a collection of inside jokes with the people that were there.
So this will be part one of a series, and I should point out that I did not create this information - I just took the time to write it down. ;-]
- Bleu Cheese - Steve Terry
- Red Chief - Chief Klebo
- Red Stool - Alvin Heggie (With a case of local sickness in Turkey)
- White Spank - Lt. McNiel
- Blue Babs - Lt. Babakan
- Blue Lips - Dan Nadalalicea (aka Davy Crockett)
- Blue Popeye - David Alexander
- Snow White - Dave Paski
- Black Sheep, Blue Honk, or Blue Mustang - D.A. Morris
- The D.J. - Mike Tabbert
- Blue Grimmace - Bryant Whitfield
- Blue Shag - J.J. Simmons
- White Duke - Danny Browning
- Blue Ears - Dave Degrood
- Blue Alf - Rich Aylward
- Blue Geek - Bob "Fred" McMurray
- White Whine - Scott Smith
- Red Whine - Jeff Norris
- The Wacky World of Cartoon Characters - The 511th Jammers
- Blue Bahn - Johan Hoff
- Blue Beaver - 1LT Innocenti
UPDATE: While these were not entirely unique, we often used the following color-coded generic callsigns when we were on recon assignments where only one radio entity was present from each of the different platoons:
- Whitesnake
- Black Sabbath
- Red Rider
- Blue Oyster Cult
For those of you who thought that the killer rabbit in Monty Python's "Holy Grail" was a work of fiction, I suggest that you see the top center pane in this stained glass detail from the West Rose Window of Notre Dame in Paris. Apparently brutal bunnies must have been an issue when the French built this cathedral, or perhaps the French will run away from anything.
(Note: Giving credit where it is due, this image is originally from the web page at La Cathédrale Notre Dame de Paris.)
Many years ago - more years than I would care to admit - I spent eight years in the Army as a 98G Voice Intercept Operator, which is a long title for someone that spends a lot of time listening to what other people are saying, taking notes, and then telling someone else what was being said. I won't go into any more details about what I did for a living, but for several years I was stationed in Fulda, Germany, where I was a member of the 511th Military Intelligence Company, which was attached to the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment.
My fellow soldiers and I spent a lot of time hiding in the forests along what was then the border between East and West Germany, which is where the conditions were generally the best for our line of work. During the day we used an AN/TRQ-32(V) Radio Receiving Set, which we affectionately called the "Turkey 32."
The Turkey 32 was my favorite piece of equipment, and it's primarily used for direction finding operations. (Which means "locating the bad guys.") The only trouble with the Turkey 32 was - it used a great deal of fuel, and its generator was horribly loud, so at night we would shut down the Turkey 32 and use our AN/TRQ-30 Manpack Radio Receiving Set to continue our listening activities... which we called the "Turkey 30."
These radios were left over from a bygone era in the distant past - like the Korean War, or maybe the Civil War - so they were really starting to show their age. One of our radios was falling apart - literally. The knobs on the face panel kept falling off, the reception was terrible, the tuner barely moved, etc. I knew that my Turkey 30 was on its last legs and was in dire need of some kind of emergency maintenance, so one day I hauled my Turkey 30 to our Circuits & Electronics (C&E) office to see what my options were. (I was secretly hoping that C&E would replace the radio, but I was almost certain that it would simply spend a few weeks in the shop for repairs.) I had a good friend who was working in C&E that day, SP4 Villarreal, and he replied that as long as the radio was working, there was nothing that he could do about it.
So I started to pack up the radio, and I was probably muttering something about the fact that I had no idea how long it would take for the radio to eventually die, when Villarreal stopped me and said, "Perhaps you weren't paying attention, so listen to me very closely this time - we can't fix it, but if it doesn't work then we can replace it."
And suddenly - the light bulb turned on.
I blissfully carried the Turkey 30 back to our platoon office in the 511th building and announced to everyone, "Gentlemen, this radio has to die - today." So we spent the next hour or so having a contest to see who could throw the Turkey 30 the furthest from the 2nd-story window where our platoon office was located. After everyone had made their share of attempts at breaking the previous distance record, we declared the contest winners with the usual pomp and circumstance that is called for in such occasions - which means that several people were undoubtedly punched a few times before heading back to work.
Once that was taken care of, I packed up the Turkey 30 and strolled back to the C&E office, where I announced to Villarreal that, "For some reason my Turkey 30 has stopped working." Villarreal didn't blink as he overlooked the massive dents and broken glass and replied, "Well, we'll just have to order you a replacement."
It's times like that when it's great to have friends in the right places. 
There was a time long ago in a galaxy far, far away where Rolling Stone Magazine (RSM) had an ounce or two of actual journalistic and editorial credibility. Sadly, that time and place is long gone. Each time RSM puts out another list of the "100 Greatest This" or "50 Greatest That," RSM continues to show just how out of date and out of touch its editors really are.
This leads me to my current rant, which is the following article by RSM:
100 Greatest Guitarists of All Time
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/100-greatest-guitarists-of-all-time-19691231
I realize that these types of lists are highly subjective, and as such no single person will ever be 100% happy with the results - with the notable exception of the guy that made the list. But just the same, here's how I would measure any guitarist's legacy - I use the TOAD elements to gauge their level of impact:
- Talent
(And by this I mean technical prowess on the guitar; songwriting skills and vocal talent do not matter here.)
- Originality
(Guitarists that make a career out of sounding like some other guitarist aren't worth much in my book.)
- Affect on other guitar players
(What influence does this guitar player have on other guitar players?)
- Durability in the music industry
(Even a one-hit wonder can still impact future generations, while other guitar players might have an entire catalog of utterly forgettable music.)
With this in mind, I took a long look at the RSM list, and it's really quite pathetic. Most of the guitarists in their list simply don't belong on anybody's list of guitar greats, while many others are badly slighted or given way more credit than they are due.
Here's a few of my thoughts on the top ten, in the order that they appear on the list:
- Jimi Hendix:
I'd have to agree with RSM, more or less. Whenever you create a list with all of the guitarists who have had significant talent, originality, and influence on other guitar players - Hendrix has to be in the top 10. I may not like everything that he did, and he may have acted like an idiot when he was offstage, but few guitarists have had Jimi's level of direct or indirect influence on future generations of guitarists.
- Duane Allman:
You have got to be kidding me. I like the Allman Brothers, and Duane may certainly belong in the top 100, but he should never he be at #2. Sure, Duane was a skilled guitar player, but few people in the past two decades (1990 through 2010) pay much attention, so Affect and Durability are moot.
- BB King:
Mr. King always belongs in a top 100 list; good call. Maybe not always in the top 10, but certainly in the top 100.
- Eric Clapton:
I would more or less agree with a top 10 rank - for sheer volume of work, guitar skills, influence, etc. Clapton always deserves to be on anyone's top 100 list.
- Robert Johnson:
RJ definitely had chops, but Johnson has influenced more guitar players indirectly than directly; his influence is there, but typically as someone who influenced someone else who influenced someone else, etc. I would put him in a top 100 list, but not in the top 10.
- Chuck Berry:
One of the first real showmen on the guitar, Chuck has all of the TOAD elements, and several of his signature riffs are copied to this day. I would always put Chuck in a top 100 list, but perhaps not in the top 10.
- Stevie Ray Vaughn:
Stevie had all four TOAD elements and plenty to spare. As 80's-era guitarists kept branching off into neo-classical styles, Stevie kept mercilessly stomping everyone into the ground with killer blues chops. I would always put Stevie in a top 100 list, if not in the top 10.
- Ry Cooder:
RC is a lot like Duane Allman - a lot of guitar players from the past twenty years ask, "Who's Roy Cooper?" [sic] Ry definitely has chops and probably deserves to be in anyone's top 100 list, but he just doesn't have the lasting impact to belong in anyone's top 10 list. (With the notable exception of lists that are created by Ry Cooder fans.)
- Jimmy Page:
I'd have to more or less agree. All too often I see Page at #1 on these types of lists, and I would never put him there. But Page always belongs in the top 10 for the sheer variety and volume of work, not to mention his influence on other guitar players. Even though it has long since been proven that Zep ripped off a lot of other artists for many of their most significant works, Page still gets kudos from me for his arrangements of other people's songs.
- Keith Richards:
Three words: No Freaking Way. I'm sorry to all of you Rolling Stones fans out there, but Keith just does not belong in anyone's top 10 list - he doesn't have the chops, or the originality, or the influence on other guitar players. Personally, I wouldn't put Keith in a top 100 list if it meant leaving out the scores of guitar players that didn't make the RSM list.
That wraps up my tirade for the top ten, so here are some assorted thoughts for the rest of the list:
- Kurt Cobain (#11):
I live in Seattle where KC is still worshipped as the prophet of angry youth and misplaced rage. That being said, no one can argue the point that Cobain had a tremendous affect on other guitarists in his age group as one of the heralds for the emerging grunge invasion. The trouble is - Kurt was attempting to distance himself from the blazing speed metal guitar gods of the 1980's, so Kurt made his claim to fame by being bad at his instrument, somewhat like members of the punk phase did back in the 1970's. So when you look at the TOAD elements:
- Talent - Kurt was only a so-so guitarist
- Originality - Kurt was definitely original (although I would go out of my way to not sound like him; for example - by tuning my guitar)
- Affect - Kurt definitely influenced other guitarists (for better or for worse)
- Durability - only time will tell
So in the end, Kurt might deserve a place in a top 100 list, but certainly not at #11. (Maybe at #100.)
- Dick Dale (#31):
Yup - Mr. Dale defined surf guitar back in the 1960's. Good call.
- John McLaughlin (#49):
I have no arguments with McLaughlin's inclusion - but if you're going to include one jazz player, then where are the others? Where's Al Di Meola? Pat Metheny? Joe Pass? Allan Holdsworth?
- Ike Turner (#61):
No way. Never. Nope. Nada. Ike doesn't belong in a top 100 list. Not for what he did to Tina, but simply because he doesn't really measure on the TOAD scale as a guitarist.
- Vernon Reid (#61):
Always an underrated artist, it was good to see Vernon on this list.
- Eddie Van Halen (#70):
Like him or hate him - Eddie Van Halen defined rock guitar for the 1980's, inasmuch or to an even greater level than Hendrix did for the 1970's. No guitar player of the 1980's was more copied and no rock group name was more immediately recognizable in the 1980's than Van Halen - period. Even if you didn't listen to rock music you still knew who Van Halen was. Eddie has a solid grasp on all of the TOAD elements (with plenty of room to spare), so to see him at #70 is just plain stupid.
- Joni Mitchell (#72):
This launches a weird dilemma - Joni doesn't have any chops where great guitar players are concerned, but she is a very skilled singer/songwriter that has all of the TOAD elements if you are willing to look the other way for her technical chops on the guitar. But if you do so, then you need to add Jim Croce, Paul McCartney, Neil Young, and a whole host of other singer/songwriters that may not have had killer guitar skills but have everything else that it takes to be an original and durable artist with plenty of influence on future generations. Personally, I'd rather drop Joni and everyone else that I just mentioned from any top 100 guitarists list, and I'd drop George Harrison (#21) from the list at the same time.
- David Gilmour (#82):
Gilmour definitely needed to be on this list, but #82 is probably too low on the list. David's impact on rock guitar is considerably more valuable than the contributions made by the endless barrage of average guitarists that were placed higher in the list. And the fact that David is lower on the list than Joni Mitchell (#72) is ridiculous.
- Joan Jett (#87):
In the Runaways it was Lita Ford doing all the dangerous guitar, and in the Blackhearts it was Eric Ambel or Ricky Byrd on guitar during their heyday back in the 1980's. While Joan's music has something of lasting durability, she just doesn't have it where it counts as a guitar player - she doesn't have the chops, or the originality, or any level of influence on other guitar players.
So who got missed? A lot of truly great guitarists. Here are just a few:
- Joe Satriani:
The fact that Joe didn't make this list shows just how out of touch the idiots people that put this list together really are. Anyone that knows anything about guitar knows that Joe belongs on any top 100 guitarists list - and usually in the top 10.
- Ted Nugent:
The fact that Uncle Ted didn't make this list is further proof that the people who write for RSM are on drugs. When Ted doesn't make the list and Duane Allman gets a #2 slot even though Ted's guitar could single-handedly track Duane through five Midwestern states in a blizzard, then capture Duane and skin him before his heart stops beating is ample proof that this list's priorities are seriously in question.
- Steve Vai:
Steve's music is way too weird for me, but look at his credits: Frank Zappa's band, Alcatrazz (replacing Yngwie Malmsteen), David Lee Roth's band (more or less replacing Eddie Van Halen), Whitesnake (replacing both Vivian Campbell and Adrian Vandenberg), and a recurring slot on the G3 tour. Vai has a solid grasp of all the TOAD elements - dropping Vai from this list is ridiculous.
- Eric Johnson:
Eric gets nominated for Grammy awards every few years because - let's face it - he's a really talented guitarist with boatloads of originality. The fact that Eric was dissed on RSM's list is a travesty.
- Prince:
Personally, I can't stand Prince. He's a pompous idiot and his music makes me want to hurl. But I cannot argue the fact that he has all of the TOAD elements, even if I don't like him.
- Yngwie Malmsteen:
Yngwie is probably the most arrogant son-of-a-gun on the planet, but it's undeniable that he has Talent, Originality, and Affect elements to spare, even if Durability remains to be seen. But it's inescapable that he was one of the biggest heralds of the neo-classical rock guitar genre, for better or worse.
- Alex Lifeson:
Since everyone knows that RSM hates Rush, it's easy to understand why Alex didn't make this list. But come on people, whether you like Rush or not is irrelevant here - Alex has put out more music with greater originality than probably 90% of the guitarists that made the list. And he did so by not ripping off other artists like Jimmy Page (#9) and George Harrison (#21) did.
- Al Di Meola:
The omission of countless scores of great Jazz guitarists from this list is bad enough, but leaving out Al Di Meola, who is probably one of the greatest fusion guitarists ever, shows that this list's creators just don't get it.
- Kerry Livgren:
The music of Kansas has an incredible legacy - and generations of future guitarists will still be trying to master Carry On Wayward Son or Dust In The Wind, even if it's just on the latest version of Guitar Hero. All of that music is thanks to one ingenious and soft-spoken guitarist from Kansas named Kerry Livgren.
- Steve Morse:
Besides the fact that Steve Morse is probably one of the most talented guitarists in history, he's also been in the Dixie Dregs, Kansas (replacing Kerry Livgren), and Deep Purple (replacing Ritchie Blackmore).
I am, of course, leaving out the incredible number of great classical, fingerstyle, and country guitar players; people like Chet Atkins, Andres Segovia, Leo Kottke, Julian Bream, Doc Watson, Christopher Parkening, etc. Each of these guitarists have talent, originality, influence, and durability way beyond most of the guitar players that made the list. Leaving them out is just as dim-witted as the omission of the other guitarists that I had already mentioned.
So there you have it - Rolling Stone Magazine put out another worthless list, and once again they demonstrated that their editorial staff is so out of touch with musical reality that their journalistic credibility is probably beyond reconciliation with their readers. Perhaps someone should explain to them what a guitar is and how it's played, and then build on that foundation until these idiots people understand what it means to be a truly great guitarist.
I spent the weekend in Leavenworth, Washington, with my wife, our kids, and my future son-in-law. It was a fun-filled weekend of bright lights, snow-capped mountains, hot apple cider, chestnuts roasting on open fires, and Christmas carols sung by choirs. But the more that I listened to Christmas carols, the more I started to get an interesting picture of Santa Claus.
Like many other people, I grew up with the concept of Santa Claus as a kindly old gentleman that brought gifts at Christmas to all the good children of the world. Santa was like the ultimate grandfather - with a bright red suit, a cheery disposition, a full beard of whiskers, and a sleigh that flew through the air by magic reindeer.
But this year the words to some of the traditional Christmas carols began to really sink in, and I started to see a different Santa. A darker Santa. A scary Santa. Let me give you just a few examples:
- "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" - Think about it: "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake..." Wait - Santa is IN MY ROOM and WATCHING ME SLEEP? Holy cow - I never realized that Santa was stalking me. I don't think that I can match eyes with him in the mall from now own; it's just too creepy.
- "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" - So Santa is breaking up marriages now, eh? Does DADDY know that Santa is spending a little too much time under the mistletoe with MOMMY? How does Mrs. Claus feel about this?
- "Santa Baby" - That's obviously not MOMMY that's singing those lyrics, so Santa must be two-timing mommy with someone else. And she sounds well-taken-care-of. I wonder how many pretend Mrs. Clauses Santa has scattered around the globe.
- "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" - All those years of prejudice and abuse that Rudolph had to endure, and what did Santa do about it? Nothing. Santa ignored the whole affair, until a foggy Christmas Eve came around, and suddenly he has a use for Rudolph. That poor abused reindeer is nothing but an opportunistic tool to Santa.
My childhood illusion is finally shattered - this Christmas Eve Santa isn't filling STOCKINGS hung by the chimney with care, he's STALKING you by the chimney with care. That's why he's sneaking into your house like a burglar, and why he has so many aliases around the globe - even James Bond doesn't use as many pseudonyms: Saint Nicholas, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, Grandfather Frost, Yule Man, Sinterklaas, Дед Мороз, etc.
So this Christmas Eve I suggest that you heed the wise advice found in the "Here Comes Santa Claus" Christmas carol: "Jump in bed and cover up your head, Because Santa Claus comes tonight."
The Soldier
It is the soldier, not the reporter,
who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the soldier, not the poet,
who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the soldier, not the campus organizer,
who has given us the freedom to demonstrate.
It is the soldier, not the lawyer,
who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the soldier,
who salutes the flag,
who serves under the flag,
and whose coffin is draped by the flag,
who allows the protester to burn the flag.
--By Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, USMC
I served in the Army for 8 years as a Russian translator. When I was still in Russian school, we were required to attend "conversation" class, where a group of students would sit down and discuss various topics with one of the instructors.
One day the instructor asked me what I had been doing the previous evening, and I said that I had played soccer. She asked what position I played, and since I didn't know the Russian noun for a goal keeper, I took a chance and replied in Russian that "I played goalie." She looked surprised, and asked if I was often goalie when playing soccer, and I replied yes - I usually play goalie. After that we chatted back and forth about how I preferred to play goalie, why I preferred to play goalie, etc. This conversation continued for about a minute, when she switched to English and informed me that in Russian "goalie" (голый) is the adjective for "naked".
So I had spent the last part of the conversation waxing poetic about my preference for playing soccer... well... you know. ;-)
I saw a video the other day for the song "Crying for John Lennon," which is a truly pathetic piece of hero worship about a boorish, drug addicted, womanizing narcissist. Putting aside the fact that John Lennon is no person to be admired, this video and song are another entry in a long line of juvenile visions of a world where nothing evil ever happens. The trouble with such a naïve approach to life is that it presupposes that everyone agrees with your interpretation of evil. How utterly immature.
Some cultures ignore their neighbors, some cultures fight their neighbors, while other cultures eat their neighbors. There is no common ground - there is no singular interpretation of what constitutes the concept of good or bad, much less a concept of "peace."
But for that matter, many a conquered people in western cultures have believed in peace at all costs. Crowds of angry youths who have been so sheltered by the blanket of freedoms which have been thanklessly provided for them are lulled into adolescent complacency and they form a misguided view of the world that ultimately leads to their destruction. I think that John Stuart Mill put it best when he said:
"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
For every person who dreams of pacifism no matter the cost, there are a dozen people who are willing to kill them simply for their shoes. I have travelled abroad - and I have met some of these types of people. It is difficult for simple minds to understand that there are some people in the world who hate you just because you exist. It's nothing that you have done, it's nothing that you believe, and there's nothing that you can do about it.
So while the songwriter who inspired me to write this post may be crying for John Lennon, I am weeping for our future - because if people like this songwriter continue to persist in their delusions, we are truly doomed.