Bob's Presidential Campaign: Day 2

In an effort to quell the rumors, I have to be honest; I did run a private email server in my basement...

But it's okay, I deleted all the emails when I was done with it.

Bob's Presidential Campaign: Day 1

I have decided to run for President...

On day 1 of my campaign - I promise to institute mandatory siestas every afternoon.

My new campaign slogan: "Make America Snooze Again."


Alternate campaign slogan: "A Tired Man for Tiring Times..."